[FINISHED][COMPLETED] Pokemon Emerald X-treme Randomizer (2024)

I've finally come for you...
Broly the Legen-
Brawly
Huh?
My name's Brawly, not Broly
Oh...
Well, sorry about that then
It's ok *ahem*

...... I need to grind more according to what the median of the gym leaders' teams are, not just what level their aces are.

Yep.
Two Arbok and a Voltorb.
Not really challenging
But hey, Fame got a little action

So badges help promote stockholm syndrome?
Technically, but we prefer it if you didn't put it that way

selling this

He's getting my number isn't he?

Yep.
Why does everyone want the number of a ten ye-
Wait no,
looked this up when I checked Hilbert's age for my White Color-locke
(really need to stop this self promotion)
Breden is actually 12, not 10
The more you knooow~

Got flash from this guy.
Ken!
You have yet to show any competence!
Can you learn this simple HM?

DAMMIT!

........
Akbar can..
Try it and I Crunch off your hand.
Ok!
... wasn't going to...
Hey, why does Akbar get to talk and not the rest of us?
You can talk Eon.
I never said you couldn't
Akbar just has more to say.
Oh... Sooo I can talk whenever?
Sure
Yaaaaayy!
hmmm...
I think I'll give flash to Silver...
Didn't he kill Patty?!
He's already killed, if he joins us, even for a moment he will bring someone else down with him. Oh, God it'll be me. DON'T LET HIM JOIN HE'LL KILL ME!!!
It's punishment, Eon. If a pokemon has an HM move that makes it less likely to ever be used in battle, dooming it to forever be boxed.
And Shmurda please calm down, It'll only make this guy more likely to kill you
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't worry, ladies. I'll check to make sure that this guy is qualified to room with us.
...... Can I get popcorn for this?
Sure
Hey, bro, listen. I understand you got problems, but trust me, you spend enough time with us, you'll be juuust like me.
That thought only increases my hatred for all of you.
Woah, bro. Chill, no need for such hate here, dog.
Call me 'Bro' again and you'll be seeing your departed 'Patty' very soon
Wait, so you can bring back the dead? That's awesome, Brah.
deep inhale I'm going to enjoy this more than I should
What are you talking about? Wait, what are you
*covers Eon's eyes and ears*
Wait, what's going to happen?
Trust me, you don't want to see this.
Screams as Silver viciously assaults Randal as Akbar munches on popcorn
falls in a heap Hey, trainer dude... I don't think this guy will be a good roomie
Ok that's enough *recalls Randal*
Finishes popcorn Ok how did that even work? Randal's part rock and Silver only has normal and fire moves.
I don't know
I have defeated your strongest member. I believe that gives me the right to leave you and your cause to enslave more of my brethren
Randal's not my best member
Hmph. Very well. I shall defeat the Sir Knight if it pleases you
As much as it pleases me to be called the best member and 'Sir Knight' by you I must confess I'm only number 2 in this little gang
But there's no other option! Your only other choices are a panophobic bellsprout, a staryu that's been looking at it's reflection for the past hour, and an eevee who probably couldn't bring herself to fight me.
There's still one more member.
What do you mean? I see no other contender!
Behind you
What? I detected no presence! turns around
John Cena's behind him
THE FU-
areoblast
Bursts out the John Cena theme with the attack
Silver is lying on the ground recovering from what he just went through
well?
...... Just teach me the move

And now back to screen shots

He looks important

(reeeeally need to stop using the speed up button)

Ohhh. rewards

Why thank you.
I shall give it to my staryu later
(I didn't. I forgot about it until now.)

I like this guy

Sure.
I mean the guy who claims to be my father has my number so why not?
Besides May you're the only one who I don't mind giving my number to.

I shall never fail to comment about these ellipses everytime this happens
Unless I do
But I'll try not to.

'K bye

Slateport, I guess?

Again with repeating what I say

What does Peeko even do to help you

I feel like someone will complain about you randomly docking in the middle of the beach

Encounter time!

How.... How DARE YOU. You force me to learn an unforgettable technique then make me help you in your quest to enslave my former allies?
Quiet.
You've had your drama moment already
It was like 50 lines

Anyway I take a couple steps north

Boom, new area

Jigglypuff.
Another stone evo.

That's....
Very suspicious

Hey, thanks guys
You saved me a spot
While I'm waiting for whatever it is we're waiting for Let's check out our captures

Magnet pull and Fighting typing aren't a bad combo
Forces the mon to stay and take a super effective hit
But the move set is all over the place

E-speed?
If you evolve into a normal type that'll help, but I'm not gonna buy a stone for you, sorry
Anyway since we're here I'm boxing you Silver

*Sigh*
What Kawaii?
you better have a good reason for stopping me

What?
Look I don't want this name. It doesn't sit well with me
So?
What do you want me to do about it?
The Name Rater is in this town! You can change my name!
Is he?

Ok i'll change it...
Looks at Eon
Actually....

There we go.
Kawaii actually fits you better
R-really?
Of course!
You're adorable!
You're pink and fluffy. If that isn't cute I don't know what is
(I smell a ship)
I-if you say so Akbar..... Do you want a name change too?
Nah, this name has grown on me.
How about you Eon?
I approve.
Ok. With that out of the way let's get our next encounter

Calling species clause on this

Ohhh Marshtomp.
I'll take it.

Yes!
Starter catch rates always make things a pain but this one was easy.

I dub thee Stew

Actually pretty good
Neutral nature
Type works with stats
And two nice STABS

You seem informant

Is everyone here near incompetent with their job?

Subtle name

Ok.
Wonder where he cou-

That's very, very, very concerning

Why are you the only one moving around?

You're gonna have to be more specific
you all look the same

Oh, you....

Since this is normally 'Thief' I'm greatly insulted

....
Hey can I-
No.
If we meet him again sure, but we don't want to make a scene

Petal Dance
A.K.A Grass outrage

You look intelligent

That's sounds important

Oh god da-
CAN YOU NOT?!

Pool Cleaners

Not according to your trainer classes

Backhands the first grunt

hits the other grunt in the follow through

And his dumb Bellsprout too? (Shmurda was up front and wrecked them)

You look bossy

You guys keep doing illegal stuff

I remember Mr. Stone mentioned them, but I've yet to run into any member

So they all dress the same?
What is this clone wars?

.........
You're not trying to get my number are you?

Actually it's just water
We aren't dependent on the sea
In fact we can't even drink the water

Isn't that called global warming?
Also if it's all sea where would people live?
On boats?
In underground bases?
There is literally no good outcome to this.

I don't plan
It just happens

...........
Bye

You could've called the police.......
Actually do we even have police?
Is the only form of law enforcement random tweens going around the region?

Uhh...
Ok...
Anyway I've got to go heal
Maybe buy a few potions and pokeballs

Oh you again

You seem like someone who would sell an eskimo a refrigerator

I can hear you.
I don't think I should trust you

Did you just take my phone from my hands to plug in your number?

See?
Even the game is skeptical about this guy

Bye...
You know I just realized that even this guy is a better father figure than Norman
Scott encourages me, recognizes my value, and congratulates me on my victories
Noman was shocked that I managed to walk two towns over to his gym

Anyway it's time for me to get to Mauville and finish up this chapter

..............
uhhh

Wait, wait, wait
I just saw you teleport!
You can not just go 'imagine seeing you here'

Don't change the subject!
I know she can teleport too!
I saw her back in Rustboro

Stop avoiding my questions!

Fine.
But I'll use this to bug you all the time about your psychic powers

Why are all these ellipses here?

..............
Even Birch is a better father than Norman.
If he can't protect his daughter he makes sure to tell someone powerful enough to do so (me) and ask them to look out for her!

............
Deep inhale
(ok quick backstory. I tried an emerald randomizer before and this is where I lost my locke. These two had a Tyranitar and a Slowking which wrecked my team. Time for payback)

Let's go you monsters
(I beat them swiftly)

Encounter time

I'll take it. Not great, but not the worst.

YES!
THANK YOU, ARCEUS!
Who?
....uhh
THANK YOU, MEW

o-o
........
Ok.. Looks like no one saw me... Looks left oh sh-
*Cough*
I-I mean

Hi, May.
I just ran into your Dad.
I have a question for you though

If I win can we talk a little?
ummm. Ok, deal
Let's do this

Yep.
Kawaii swept her team.
Even the Exploud
I feel bad... I've been with him a while and I just had to beat him up...
Don't feel bad.
He almost one shot you when we first fought.

Ohhh an it-

I know
That voice that makes an announcement every time i get something told me

Cool.
And can we talk a little?
About the trick my dad and I have?
Yes.
I need answers about that
Well, it's a family trick passed down for generations, from our great ancestor, Red
Ok, I was joking about that earlier but you are related to him?
[cbgolor=#ee4a2d]Yes. He could teleport at will. There was a trainer named Gold who saw this happen after defeating him[/bgcolor]
Oh wow...
Could I learn it?
Yes
Can you teach me?
Hmmmm. How about this: You become the Champion and I'll teach you after a date
After a wh-

Bye!

.............
Totally your waifu.
And you determined this how?
I'd rather not go into that
Ok

0-0.........
Here you go Fame

Gonna get myself a latias

Another good tm
This route is loaded!

aaaaaand Mavile gives me this

That's it for today
The next chapter will be up on Monday hopefully
Until then goodnight
and check out my color locke
(really, really, really, need to stop the self promotion)